jaclcfrost:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

(Source: fuckheads)

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

trashandglamour:

Kelly Kapoor logic

relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

(Source: buzzfeed)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

glacialagnaktor:

homophobic? no, man, i’m HOMIEphobic. -pushes all my friends away-

(Source: ibukichans)

nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

image

my dash isn’t

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-captured:

Yo like let me be yours because I promise to buy you lunch, kiss your face, touch your butt, and be 100% committed to you.