Customer Service Problem #28

"What do you have here?"

*resists the urge to say, “Look at the menu.”*

customers bad ass kids be like

thishowigotfired:

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  • Me: Hey, so, it looks like if you'd renewed your membership card last year, you would have saved $25 by now
  • Customer: I don't know, I didn't use it that much.
  • Me: Actually, you did! You saved over $40 when you had it. That's quite a lot.
  • Customer: So where is it?
  • Me: Where is what?
  • Customer: The $40.
  • Me: I don't know. You have it. You saved it.
  • Customer: No, I don't. You never gave me any money.
  • Me: Sir, you saved it. That means it was your money originally, and you just didn't spend it.
  • Customer: So if I renew, will you give me the money?
  • Me: No, because it was always your money to begin with. That was money you saved by not spending as much, because you had the membership card. It was yours. Your money. We never saw that money.
  • Customer: So...you'll give it back to me?
  • Me: ....

Customer Service Problem #34

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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(Source: ijustneedthemoney)

clit-commanderx:

soadchopsueyfan:

Rickyisms

Favorite

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

(Source: officialmoviegoer)

(Source: zaynslaugh)

legalmexican:

arthur-recaps:

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

SHE WAS SO COLD

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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